Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
