I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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