Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
now i know why i became what i already was.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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