Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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