just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
