Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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