WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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