She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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