So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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