so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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