So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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