she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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