just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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