2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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