we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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