OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
it was like eating out sand paper
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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