i already hear my dad disowning me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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