Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?