I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow