how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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