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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube

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  we're no longer friends

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.

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• (562): View more from California

  Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way

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• (631): View more from New York

  His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.

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  does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

  (517): View more from Michigan

  The band club does not count as an orchestra

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"

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