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• (510): View more from California

  I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Capitaan dildo arrescate!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it

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• (209): View more from California

  ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest

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• (845): View more from New York

  Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world

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• (979): View more from Texas

  The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow

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