A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.