White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.