so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it