Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.