Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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