I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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