I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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