And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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