God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
