Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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