i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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