is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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