I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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