I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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