Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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