can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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