Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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