I'm really into asian looking animals
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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