The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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