so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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