Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
