do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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