I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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