yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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