the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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