Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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