There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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