are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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