Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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