You made me cry and you don't even care
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
