she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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