she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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