quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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