Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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