Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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