The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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