so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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