I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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