Im at strip club and am horny
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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