My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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