Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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