Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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