What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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