Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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