I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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