So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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