dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
oh god the rape fog is back!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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