I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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