moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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